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After searching for eons, spending $98.50 and spilling considerable blood, sweat, and tears, we finally have the definitive list and ranking of every bag of chips under the sun. Our hard work and sacrifice is your gain. Here’s the ranking system: 


  • C+ to C-  are bottom chips are the ones that taste like they were dipped in salt and the cheese makes us feel musty.

  • B-  are mid-chips you wouldn't be caught buying them after school made us feel like we were eating the most generic chip. 

  • B to B+ are worth eating almost any time they are available.

  • A- to A+ are god tier and only the most sophisticated chip eaters will be able to handle the complexity of these chips.



 

Here is our justification for the best and the worst chip.



A+ The Doritos Flamin Hot Limon Chip was amazeballs. It will never be forgotten. We were missing out before we tried these chips. We would happily give this chip Charlie Mejia presidential status. This chip was like shooting some smack for the first time (or so we’ve heard) -  it really levitated us.  Ever since we had this chip we stopped being musty, people no longer run from us when they whiff our stench. We’ve become new men since this chip touched our palate. This chip has shifted our views on other renowned chips. We now can't enjoy other chips, It makes us throw up at the thought of an inferior chip. It has made me lose faith in the chip market as they can’t mimic a mere fraction of this chip. We can't recommend this chip; the only one that deserves to have this chip touch their oropharynx is Willem Dafoe.



NP Now we saved a spot for Doritos Spicy Sweet Chilly. These chips are horrible. We (4 people) could not stomach eating one chip. I spit them out as if they were bullets. NP tier. If we could give this chip AVID we absolutely would, but we can't so instead we'll make it a super senior. This chip has changed our life for the worst. As soon as this chip contacted each of our tongues we automatically released the worst stench known to man from our bodies, our stench is now terrible. This chip has affected our thoughts on other chips because this chip was so bad that any other chips are a delicacy. This chip has made me lose faith in the chip market because since they already made the worst chip (Doritos Spicy Sweet Chilly) they could only go up. We wouldn't recommend this chip to our worst enemy; only FouseyTube could handle this chip.

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After searching for eons, spending $98.50 and spilling considerable blood, sweat, and tears, we finally have the definitive list and ranking of every bag of chips under the sun. Our hard work and sacrifice is your gain. Here’s the ranking system: 


  • C+ to C-  are bottom chips are the ones that taste like they were dipped in salt and the cheese makes us feel musty.

  • B-  are mid-chips you wouldn't be caught buying them after school made us feel like we were eating the most generic chip. 

  • B to B+ are worth eating almost any time they are available.

  • A- to A+ are god tier and only the most sophisticated chip eaters will be able to handle the complexity of these chips.



 

Here is our justification for the best and the worst chip.



A+ The Doritos Flamin Hot Limon Chip was amazeballs. It will never be forgotten. We were missing out before we tried these chips. We would happily give this chip Charlie Mejia presidential status. This chip was like shooting some smack for the first time (or so we’ve heard) -  it really levitated us.  Ever since we had this chip we stopped being musty, people no longer run from us when they whiff our stench. We’ve become new men since this chip touched our palate. This chip has shifted our views on other renowned chips. We now can't enjoy other chips, It makes us throw up at the thought of an inferior chip. It has made me lose faith in the chip market as they can’t mimic a mere fraction of this chip. We can't recommend this chip; the only one that deserves to have this chip touch their oropharynx is Willem Dafoe.



NP Now we saved a spot for Doritos Spicy Sweet Chilly. These chips are horrible. We (4 people) could not stomach eating one chip. I spit them out as if they were bullets. NP tier. If we could give this chip AVID we absolutely would, but we can't so instead we'll make it a super senior. This chip has changed our life for the worst. As soon as this chip contacted each of our tongues we automatically released the worst stench known to man from our bodies, our stench is now terrible. This chip has affected our thoughts on other chips because this chip was so bad that any other chips are a delicacy. This chip has made me lose faith in the chip market because since they already made the worst chip (Doritos Spicy Sweet Chilly) they could only go up. We wouldn't recommend this chip to our worst enemy; only FouseyTube could handle this chip.

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