A+

•     Dr. Pepper is a solid crème root beer cherry soda truly one of a kind, none like it 

• Sunny D Orange is an amazing orange lemon drink that captures the acidity of a lemon and the sweetness of an orange

• Minute Maid Blue Raspberry is likely the best drink that my critics have had it is the best berry drink 

• Water All drinks wouldn’t be possible without water

A

• Jarritos Mandarin does an outstanding job at recreating the taste of a mandarin - not too sweet -  just the perfect drink

• Minute Maid Pink Lemonade adds to the lemonade by making it pink which is good

• Tampico Tropical Punch is a really solid drink that tastes very different compared to other tropical-punch 

• Gatorade Lime Cucumber recreated the taste of a lime cucumber, whatever that means 

• Gatorade Lemon Lime tastes like lemon lime, which is a good thing

• Red Bull Peach Nectarine is a good representation of peach with a kick in the pants to make you ready to fight a bear

A-

• Manzanita doesn’t taste like an apple, yet it tastes like an apple. This is just a carbonated apple

• Minute Maid Lemonade is a very good drink that I would recommend it to the citric enjoyers

• Sprite is likely the crispiest drink you’ll ever taste Mauricio puts it at A+ but Juan and Alan put it at B+ we settled with A-

B+ 

• Coca-Cola has the taste of a penny if it were a drink

• Canada Dry Ginger Ale is something you can drink a 2-liter cup of and not get a headache

• Shasta Crème Soda is vanilla ice cream in a can - very smooth traversing the esophagus. 3 of 4 critics recommend this nostalgic drink  

• Gatorade Cherry Frost tastes like a cherry, which is good

• Gatorade Orange is one of the few drinks that taste like actual orange

• Snapple Mango Madness is a fusion of mango and badness

B

• Pepsi Cherry feels like two flavors feel like they shouldn’t be together but they kind of do

• Cactus Cooler is a pineapple and orange soda that has a distinct taste to it, is unique, and has a slight cream taste (Juan Vaca jr despises this drink yet Mauricio Ramirez loves it )

• Sunkist Strawberry tastes very much like a less sweet cotton candy not too shabby at all

• 7up is a very solid drink. You can’t go wrong with a cup but maybe a 2-liter

• Mountain Dew has a refined flavor that only after playing 10k plus hours of video games will one be able to taste the true taste

• Sunny D Blue Raspberry has a horrible initial taste but the aftertaste saves it 

• Gatorade Fruit Punch is likely the most average drink in existence; can’t go wrong

• Tampico Orange doesn’t taste like orange at all but it’s still good

• Powerade Lemon Lime Electrolytes taste a little salty but the aftertaste saves it quite a bit

• Red Bull Strawberry Apricot has an initial toe fungus taste but the aftertaste is decent like tutti frutti 

• Arizona Mango does not taste like mango it tastes more like an artificial peach

B-

• Coca-Cola Zero is a watered-down version of the original, why be healthy and drink Coke

• Pepsi has the same vibe as Coke Zero which is watered-down soda

• Sunkist is very artificial, very artificial this drink is very artificial

• Fanta Orange tastes .1% more orange than Sunkist yet is still very artificial

• Crush Strawberry has a taste of jelly is very sweet, and will hurt your head after a cup

• Fanta Strawberry tries too hard at trying to taste like strawberry but doesn’t succeed yet tastes a little like ice cream which is good

• Sunkist Watermelon tastes like the bad part of the watermelon which isn’t terrible but it not the watermelon flavor that we would want 

• Brisk Iced Tea Lemon This drink is ass but good and has no flavor and all the flavor all at once

• Sparkling Strawberry Kiwi Ice is good at being a strawberry kiwi ice drink very good enough said 

• Sparkling Ice Orange Mango all we can say is that Johan knew the method

• Arizona Watermelon tastes very fragrant and reminds me of flowers, not watermelon

C+

• Crush Grape has the smell of boots and medicine yet out of the grape sodas it does its job at creating that artificial grape taste 

• Sparkling Cherry Ice tastes like sweet socks 

• Red Bull Tropical tastes like a White Claw (or so we’ve heard)

C

• Pepsi Diet tastes exactly like a penny at first and though the aftertaste is quite normal, it doesn’t save it 

• Shasta Grape tastes like a grape jolly rancher - not terrible but you wouldn’t reach for it

• Brisk Ice Tea Raspberry was made by someone who’s never tasted a raspberry 

• A&W Root Beer tastes like blue mint gum but has a syrupy aftertaste

• Gatorade Grape Zero Sugar has zero sugar, which is bad

• Snapple Kiwi Strawberry tastes like it’s been filtered through wet socks; the aftertaste is horrible 

• Arizona Sweet Tea tastes like plants

C-

• Sunkist Grape has a decent first taste yet the aftertaste is that of grape medicine and has a bitter taste as well 

• Shasta Strawberry has a very bitter aftertaste much like that of medicine. It does not have a very good initial taste either but it's not incredibly horrible 

• Shasta Root Beer tastes like extra cool mint bubble gum

• Mane ain't nobody tryna drink that Prime Glow Berry tastes like women's hair spray 

NP

• Sunkist Berry Lemonade is terrible the presentation though Is extraordinary literal slurp juice from the renowned Fortnite Battle Royale 

• Polar Mango Lemonade sparkling water is cologne in a soda can and has a very fragrant taste  

• La Croix Berry sparkling water bombards the drinker's senses  

• Ice Sparkling Cherry Lime is complete ass

• Sunny D Orange Strawberry captures all the horrible taste of both fruits and makes it a drink

• Red Bull Dragon Fruit is absolutely terrible. It doesn't taste anything like dragon fruit. I think they confused a dragon's hemorrhoid for fruit and called it dragon fruit. 
  

All in all, this was one heck of an experience. We might have gone into a diabetic coma as a result of injecting all these drinks into our systems, but it was done for a good cause to let the people in Neuwirth know the correct ranking of all these drinks. There is no need for debate on this tier list it is 100% factual.